Submit Your Chaos. Win the Shirt. Burn the Rules.
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LISTEN UP, CHAOS ARMY —
You didn’t join the RKBD underworld to play it safe, did you?

We’re unleashing the first-ever HELL TEES SLOGAN CONTEST, and you—our loyal chaos cult—get the first crack at it.
We want the slogans your therapist warned us about. The ones that probably violate your workplace dress code. The ones that feel like a middle finger to mediocrity.

Think:

👉 “Mentally Checked Out Since ‘99”
👉 “Fueled by Regret and Gas Station Coffee”
👉 “Ask Me About My Rage Nap”

Got something worse? We hope so.

💀 WHAT YOU WIN:

• 🔥 Your twisted words immortalized on a real RKBD Hell Line tee

• 🔥 Free merch from the bowels of the fashion underworld

• 🔥 Bragging rights as the official high priest of slogan sin

📩 HOW TO ENTER:

👉 Submit right here

No filters. No HR approvals. No inspirational BS.
Just pure, uncut wardrobe anarchy.

This is HELL TEES.
This is chaos couture.
This is RKBD.

🔥 Let’s melt minds—one bad decision at a time. 🔥

Meet the newest troublemaker in the Hell Tees family... but there's just one problem — this little devil needs a NAME! 😈🔥

We’re calling on YOU — our badass community — to help name our newest character!
Drop your best name ideas in the comments 📝👇

The winner will score:
🔥 Bragging rights (obviously)
🔥 A free exclusive Hell Tee featuring this guy
🔥 AND a $50 gift card to blow on even more hellishly good gear!

How to Enter:

1. Follow us

2. Like this post

3. Comment your name idea! (Enter as many as you want)

We'll pick the most wicked, clever, or downright hilarious name.
Deadline to enter: 5/1/25

Let's raise some hell — READY, SET, NAME HIM! 🚀👹