Chaos Army Coozie

$13.20 CAD
Behold the coozie that's so over-the-top, it's practically a personality. On one side, we've got the skull of a rock King, eyes blazing like the fires of a thousand guitar solos, framed by the audacious "ROCK KING" and signed by none other than "Bobby D" in a flourish that screams 'I'm too cool for school.' And because we're not playing around, there's a Twitch logo, because even your drink needs to stream live.

Flip it over, and you're staring down the barrel of chaos itself. A skull so fierce it could scare the devil, flanked by lightning bolts that are the visual equivalent of a heavy metal scream. "CHAOS ARMY" isn't just a label; it's a lifestyle, a declaration that your beverage is part of something wild, untamed, and utterly legendary.

This isn't just a coozie; it's an experience, a statement, a piece of wearable art that keeps your drink cold while turning heads with its sheer audacity. For the rock rebel who lives on the edge, the chaos warrior who embraces the storm, this coozie is your battle standard. Prepare for awe, prepare for envy, prepare for the ultimate in drink-cooling, conversation-starting glory.

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More details

  • Made from neoprene
  • Waterproof
  • Dual-side customization
  • Ribbed seams
  • Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm), or slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)
  • Spot clean as needed

Size & Fit

  • Regular 5″ × 4″ (12 × 10 cm),
  • Slim 6.5″ × 3.2″ (17 × 8 cm)

Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.